Synchronized swimming redux

Since I know you've all been on the edge of your seats since last week, here's part 2.

Grammar for dad

'looking back on things, If I had paid attention in my English linguistics class in first year, I definately would have been better with my English grammar (pluperfect subjunctive). That I have not done so, is clearly reflected in my lack of knowledge of various grammatical tenses (present perfect subjunctive). So had I but known that the pluperfect subjunctive and other obscure grammatical tenses interested you so, I would have enquired further to my professors and perhaps have been able to clarify things further for you (pluperfect subjunctive). However, I wouldn't be writing this if I hadn't seen your comment about it on dave's post...(pluperfect subjunctive). However, if I were to continue writing this thing, then I might not do so well on my math midterm...(future subjunctive). You might be interested in this ;)

Published Author

My first "published" writing.

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Sorry it was so light and fluffy...my editors wanted something accessible to everyone :)

Update: you can even digg-it now:

Digg away!

HALLOOOWEEEEEEEN!!!

So...due to the fact that halloween falls on a weekday, and that week I have two midterms, Justin, Julie and I decided to go out and celebrate last night! We were witchdoctor, cannibal, savages, and Julie was an 80's 'it girl' with a powder problem...and for some reason we were the only dressed up people in the club that night...but hey! It was awesome! We had a great time.

The Humility of Humidity

Figured it was time for a new post in the Entertainment Section. This is what happens to me when I get tumbled by a few waves, have my stuff washed out to sea in a tide I wasn't watching, then drive home for over an hour in a thunderstorm. Enjoy.

Submarine anyone?

Wahoo! Screw the hummer and the ferrari! I want this!! I just need to dig up the $78million to buy it...that's a lotta trees...
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From-The-Somebody-Needs-A-Life Dept.

Apple's NY Fifth Avenue store is an 'insult to Islam'

The original article is here and does it's absolute best to make it look as bad as possible by using a picture of the building while it was under construction almost half a year ago.

PS I have been in several Apple Stores, and never once have I had anything close to an alcoholic beverage.

Correction...I have had a virgin rum and coke in an Apple Store. My apologies. Sigh.